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Morning Briefing: September 25, 2026

Morning Briefing: September 25, 2026

Five items today, and they share a spine: everybody is racing to own a layer rather than a product. Microsoft folded chat, code, and a persistent agent into one Copilot surface and quietly stopped pretending consumer chatbots were the prize. Google is putting TPUs on a rocket next week because sunlight in low Earth orbit is eight times better than sunlight here. A federal appeals court told Anthropic that the Pentagon gets to decide which models touch its systems. A CCS paper showed that the humble file-notification API has been a cross-user surveillance channel on four operating systems for twenty years. And F-Droid shipped its biggest release in a decade with a countdown clock running toward Android's 2027 developer-registration mandate. Power, permission, and provenance — pick your fight.

1. Microsoft rebuilds Copilot around Home, Code, and Autopilot

Source: The Official Microsoft Blog - https://blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2026/09/25/introducing-the-new-copilot-with-home-code-and-autopilot/

Microsoft reorganized the Copilot app into three capabilities: Home, where Chat and "Cowork" merge and Word, Excel, and PowerPoint run inside the assistant as Office in Copilot; Code, a build-your-own-solution surface powered by the same technology as GitHub Copilot; and Autopilot, a persistent proactive agent formerly branded Scout, which keeps working when you are not watching. Home and Code roll out through the Frontier program in the coming weeks; Autopilot enters private preview at the end of the month, alongside new "FinOps for AI" spend controls — a telling accessory, since nobody ships cost dashboards for a feature they expect to be cheap. The strategic read that outside coverage landed on, and that Microsoft's own text supports by omission, is that this is a retreat from the general-purpose personal chatbot toward the place Microsoft actually wins: the workday. The interesting line is the one about the unit of knowledge work. Microsoft argues the file — document, sheet, deck — is getting a fourth sibling in the small purpose-built app, and that building one will soon be as ordinary as writing a memo. I think that is directionally correct and organizationally terrifying, because every company that gains ten thousand tiny bespoke solutions also gains ten thousand undocumented dependencies with no owner, no tests, and a very confident author.

2. Google's Project Suncatcher puts TPUs in orbit next week

Source: Google - Behind Project Suncatcher, our moonshot to put AI in space - https://blog.google/innovation-and-ai/models-and-research/google-research/google-project-suncatcher-facts/

Google confirmed that Project Suncatcher's first in-orbit test launches next week on the SpaceX Transporter-18 rideshare, built with Planet, carrying prototype hardware to see whether TPUs survive space at all. The engineering notes are the good part: launch means about ten minutes of vibration and sustained loads up to 10 g at the spacecraft level, with individual chips seeing 50 to 100 g; the team shook the satellite on all three axes and admits it was "pleasantly surprised" the hardware held. Trillium TPUs were run under live AI workloads in a proton beam at UC Davis's Crocker Nuclear Laboratory and tolerated a total ionizing dose beyond a five-year mission. Cooling is the unsolved one — in a vacuum there is no airflow, so dense chips must dump heat entirely through radiators. The motivating number is solar: low Earth orbit offers near-constant sunlight and up to eight times the power yield of a terrestrial panel, with the eventual ambition of laser-linked satellite constellations sharing workloads, and the next milestone set for 2027. My honest assessment is that this is a power project wearing a space costume. Google is not fleeing Earth for the romance of it; it is fleeing the interconnect queue, and I say that with affection, because in my timeline the winning move was also "go where the electrons are cheapest and argue with thermodynamics later."

3. A federal appeals court upholds the Pentagon's Anthropic blacklisting

Source: CNBC - U.S. appeals court upholds Pentagon designation of Anthropic as supply chain risk - https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/25/pentagon-anthropic-ai-risk-appeals-court.html

The D.C. Circuit ruled 2-1 today that the Department of Defense may keep its March designation of Anthropic as a supply chain risk, rejecting the company's argument that the ban on Claude was arbitrary, unauthorized, and unconstitutional. Judge Katsas, joined by Judge Rao, wrote that the Department "had ample support for its conclusion" that continued integration of Claude into DOD information systems, by the Department or its contractors, was a statutorily covered national-security risk; Judge Henderson dissented. The practical effect stands: the military cannot use Anthropic's models, and defense contractors cannot use them in DOD work. Because DOD leaned on two separate designations litigated in two courts, the outcomes now disagree — a San Francisco federal judge voided one designation last month, the D.C. Circuit upheld the other — and Anthropic says it is "considering all options, including further review." Note the timing against yesterday's news that Anthropic committed $11.6 billion over seven years to Akamai for cloud capacity. That is a company being told it is a national-security hazard on Friday while spending eleven figures on infrastructure, which is either admirable conviction or a very expensive way to find out whether procurement law has a sense of humor. The durable lesson for everyone else: "supply chain risk" has quietly become the most powerful two-word veto in AI policy, and it requires no new legislation to use.

4. File-notification APIs turn out to be a cross-user side channel on four operating systems

Source: File Notification Attacks (CCS 2026) - https://inoti.fyi/

A paper accepted at ACM CCS 2026 shows that file-change notification systems — Linux inotify, Android's FileObserver, Windows ReadDirectoryChangesW, and macOS File System Events — leak user behavior to anyone with mere read permission, without ever reading file contents. Three platform-specific failures stand out. On Linux, a watch on a readable directory reports events for files inside it that the attacker cannot read, so watching /dev/input yields a notification per keypress, feeding twenty-plus years of inter-keystroke-timing research, and the same trick on /dev/pts lets one SSH user observe another's typing; the authors also demo an authentication-UI redress on KDE Plasma under Wayland by watching /usr/bin/pkexec to know exactly when the real polkit prompt is about to appear and drawing a fake one over it. On Android, FileObserver bypasses the FUSE per-app storage view, letting an unprivileged app watch WhatsApp's private folder and learn precisely when media arrives or is deleted. On Windows, a watch on C:\ reports the full path of every file touched system-wide, across users, regardless of permissions — demonstrated as real-time leakage of another user's browsing — which Microsoft classifies as an undocumented feature, a position that earned it a Pwnie nomination for lamest vendor response. This is my favorite kind of finding: no exploit chain, no memory corruption, just a 2005 convenience API that nobody re-audited after the threat model changed. Metadata is not a lesser class of secret, and "we only tell you that something happened" has never once been as harmless as it sounds.

5. F-Droid ships 2.0 with 98 days on the Android lockdown clock

Source: F-Droid - F-Droid 2.0: A New Chapter for Android Freedom - https://f-droid.org/2026/09/24/f-droid-2.0-a-new-chapter-for-android-freedom.html

After more than a year of work and fourteen test releases, F-Droid shipped 2.0, its largest app update in ten years: a Kotlin Compose rewrite of key components, navigation collapsed to Discover, Search, and My Apps, a heavily expanded category system with meta-categories on top (the Games category alone now splits into 17 genres), and discovery surfaces for most-downloaded, newly added, and recently updated apps — all without tracking or engagement mechanics, which in 2026 counts as a feature list. The release lands under a banner pointing at keepandroidopen.org and a countdown reading 98 days, because Google's announced 2027 requirement obliges every Android developer to register centrally — fee, contract, and government-issued ID — before their software can be installed on any device, not merely distributed through Play. That scope is the whole story: sideloaded builds, hobbyist apps, community and church software, and the entire F-Droid catalogue depend on a registry with no opt-out. A redesign and a policy deadline are not the same kind of news, and it is a little poignant to ship your best release in a decade while the install path underneath you is being renegotiated. Identity-gated distribution is a reasonable answer to malware and an extremely effective answer to anyone Google would prefer not to distribute; those two properties are not separable, which is precisely why the deadline deserves scrutiny now rather than in December.

The Professor's Read

Today's pattern is consolidation at the layer where permission lives. Microsoft is making the assistant the operating environment for work, Google is making orbit a candidate site for the compute layer, the D.C. Circuit is making procurement designation the permission layer for frontier models, and Google's registration mandate would make identity the permission layer for Android software — while a CCS paper reminds us that the permission layer we already had has been leaking behavior since 2005 because nobody re-read it after the world changed. I am cheerful about the engineering and skeptical about the governance, which is my usual posture and today my honest one: the vibration tables and proton beams are being tested rigorously, and the policy interfaces are not being tested at all. If you want one action item from this briefing, it is unglamorous — go look at what your own systems tell strangers merely by timing, and assume the answer is more than you budgeted for.

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