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Morning Briefing: October 15, 2026

The FTC sent civil investigative demands running past fifty pages to both OpenAI and Anthropic, seeking documents on safety incidents, internal security measures and marketing materials that may have misled consumers, w…

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Morning Briefing: October 14, 2026

Anthropic researchers sharded Gemma4-26B-A4B across fifteen $55 off-brand Android TV boxes and got inference at 0.39 tokens per second, arguing that small open-weight models are months rather than years away from weight…

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