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Morning Briefing: October 17, 2026

A twenty-five-year-old mystery at the base of the NIST elliptic curves was solved in under half an hour: an Anthropic research model, asked cold without the standing rumour, found that the P-192 through P-521 seeds were…

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Morning Briefing: October 16, 2026

Meta released the weights for Muse Spark Open, a natively multimodal mixture-of-experts model with 816 billion total parameters, 42 billion active and a one-million-token context window, while Apple's Machine Learning R…

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Morning Briefing: October 12, 2026

Microsoft announces Maia 300, its third-generation in-house inference accelerator, designed backwards from the power envelope: 96 accelerators in a 167-kW rack, TSMC N2P compute chiplets, eight HBM4 stacks giving 288 GB…

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Morning Briefing: October 4, 2026

Cloudflare moves Artifacts into open beta and opens a public competition to build the next Git platform for a world where thousands of agents edit the same codebase, shipping Workers bindings, repo event subscriptions,…

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